{"product_id":"tyiiplus-unavailable-for-your-bullshit-2027-cat-wall-calendar","title":"Unavailable for Your Bullshit 2027 Cat Wall Calendar – Funny Sweary Cat Calendar with Sarcastic Boundary Quotes","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnavailable for Your Bullshit — A Cat’s Guide to Boundaries\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Cat’s Guide to Boundaries — \u003cstrong\u003eDesigned by Isabel Kline | TYIIPLUS™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eCute cats. Sharp boundaries. Absolutely zero bullshit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the 2027 calendar for anyone who is tired of people pleasing, over-explaining, protecting everyone else's feelings, and accepting emotional assignments they never asked for.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrom “no” without guilt to letting people deal with their own damn problems, these cats say what you're probably thinking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/5888\/9981\/files\/11_5a495720-471f-4cec-b83a-279301147ef5.jpg?v=1787277392\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🖤12 Months of Cat-Powered Attitude\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis original Designed by Isabel Kline | TYIIPLUS™ calendar features 12 different cat-themed designs, each month features a unique illustrated cat and a brutally honest reminder:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnavailable for your bullshit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou don't owe them shit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnbothered as fuck.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnavailable for your fuckery.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e......\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether the cat is wearing sunglasses, sipping coffee, sitting on a throne, ignoring its phone, or simply staring into your soul, every illustration brings the same message:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProtect your peace. Say no. Stop explaining.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/5888\/9981\/files\/20260821110502_197_76.jpg?v=1787286094\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 More Than a Calendar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a calendar for the person who has finally entered their:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e“No More Nonsense” Era.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you've ever:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSaid yes when you really wanted to say no\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExplained yourself way too many times\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnswered a text you absolutely didn't want to answer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTaken responsibility for someone else's emotions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLet someone else's drama ruin your day\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApologized when you did nothing wrong\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAgreed to something just to keep the peace\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e...this calendar was made with you in mind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe cats don't over-explain.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe cats don't chase.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe cats don't negotiate their boundaries.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd neither should you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/5888\/9981\/files\/20260821110503_198_76.jpg?v=1787286094\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁 A Hilarious Gift for Cat Lovers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooking for a funny gift that won't end up forgotten in a drawer?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith its bold artwork, funny profanity, and highly relatable messages, this \u003c\/span\u003eDesigned by Isabel Kline | TYIIPLUS™\u003cspan\u003e calendar makes a memorable gift for anyone who appreciates cats and a little attitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCat lovers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest friends\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSisters\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCoworkers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWomen protecting their peace\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFriends going through a breakup\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny office gift exchanges\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhite Elephant parties\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBirthday gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChristmas gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStocking stuffers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone who says “I'm done” on a regular basis\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s cute. It’s rude. It’s weirdly therapeutic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes you don't need another piece of advice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou just need a judgmental cat to remind you:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Unavailable for your bullshit.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/5888\/9981\/files\/20260821110504_199_76.jpg?v=1787286094\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📅 2027 Wall Calendar Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned by Isabel Kline | TYIIPLUS™\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCalendar Year:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 2027\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFormat:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Wall Calendar\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable Sizes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 11 × 8.5 inches \/ A4\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePages:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 12 monthly illustrated designs\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArtwork:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Original cat-themed illustrations\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e English\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTheme:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Funny Cats · Boundaries · Sarcasm · Self-Care\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBrand:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e TYIIPLUS™\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigner:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Isabel Kline\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable Sizes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e11 × 8.5 in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA4 (8.27 × 11.69 in)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose the size that works best for your wall, workspace, home office, bedroom, or gift recipient.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/5888\/9981\/files\/20260821110505_200_76.jpg?v=1787286094\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Created With Attitude\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnavailable for Your Bullshit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e isn't designed to blend into the background.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's designed to make people stop, read, laugh, and probably say:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Yep. 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