{"product_id":"the-c-u-n-t-2027-wall-calendar","title":"The C.U.N.T. 2027 Wall Calendar – 12 Months of Pure Unfiltered Chaos","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Ultimate Gag Gift for Friends, Co-Workers \u0026amp; People Who Can’t Take a Hint.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eForget boring sunsets and generic inspirational quotes. The \u003cb\u003e2027 C.U.N.T. Wall Calendar\u003c\/b\u003e is here to deliver 365 days of unapologetic honesty, savage humor, and straight-up realness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach month features a unique \"personality type\" complete with custom acronyms, hilarious illustrations, and real-talk quotes that will have your room (or office) dying of laughter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/7431\/3511\/files\/6_1.jpg?v=1788243739\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 128, 0);\"\u003eWhy You Need This Calendar in Your Life\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e12 Unique Monthly Themes:\u003c\/b\u003e From \u003ci\u003eThe \"New Year, Same Bullsh\u003c\/i\u003et\" January* to \u003ci\u003eThe Main Character May\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Ho-Ho-Hoe December\u003c\/i\u003e, every month calls out real-life madness in style.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/7431\/3511\/files\/7_1.jpg?v=1788243739\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBrilliant \"C.U.N.T.\" Acronyms:\u003c\/b\u003e Every single month gets its own customized, hilarious acronym breakdown that hits way too close to home.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePremium Quality:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed on heavy-duty, vibrant cardstock with a slick finish that won’t bleed through when you mark your dates.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/7431\/3511\/files\/8_1.jpg?v=1788243739\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eReady to Hang:\u003c\/b\u003e Built with a sturdy black Wire-O spiral binding and an integrated hanging hook for effortless display on any wall.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Perfect Gag Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e Hands down the best White Elephant gift, Secret Santa present, or birthday surprise for your most sarcastic bestie.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/7431\/3511\/files\/9_1_78521bb1-5a69-4a45-b8da-f120f04dadd4.jpg?v=1788243739\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 128, 0);\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eYear:\u003c\/b\u003e 2027 (Full 12-Month Coverage)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e Standard Wall Calendar Size (approx. 8.5\" x 11\" closed \/ 11\" x 17\" opened)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBinding:\u003c\/b\u003e Heavy-duty Wire-O spiral binding with wall hanger\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePaper:\u003c\/b\u003e High-quality glossy cover \u0026amp; matte interior pages for smooth writing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/b\u003e Designed for lovers of dark humor, British banter, and unfiltered fun\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/7431\/3511\/files\/14_1.jpg?v=1788243739\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 128, 0);\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePackage Includes\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x The C.U.N.T. 2027 Wall Calendar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"mysite","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":71221640954109,"sku":"CHL2609011175-日历","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/5888\/9981\/files\/6_1_71465e87-6f27-4157-b6d6-56e7b4be648e.jpg?v=1788266747","url":"https:\/\/tyiiplus.co.uk\/products\/the-c-u-n-t-2027-wall-calendar","provider":"tyiiplus.co.uk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}